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Tuesday, 29 January 2013

12星座生氣時變成啥動物?


白羊座:蜜蜂
白羊座生起氣來就是一只不怕死的蜜蜂。“不讓我好過,你也休想好過一天”,從不想到後果會怎樣,就這樣屁股後毒針一扎,傷了別人的同時也摧殘了自己。

Aries: Bees
Aries angry with is not afraid of a dead bee. "Will not let me better, you can never expect better than one day, never to think of the consequences of what will happen, it is so lethal a bundle ass hurt others while also devastated.


金牛座:屎殼郎
要惹也別惹倔強的金牛座,他一生氣就鑽進自己的屎殼中,兩耳不聞窗外事,直至把那砣賴以為生的屎啃完。

Taurus: Dung Beetles
To provoke also leave stubborn Taurus, he got angry and got into their own feces shell ears do not hear out of the window, until the mound feces is eating finish







雙子座:黑烏鴉
把雙子座惹毛了,他可是會立刻由百靈鳥變身黑烏鴉,什麼髒話、醜話,英語、鳥語、火星語,變換著花樣把你罵到吐血。


Gemini: Black Crow
Gemini getting mad, but he immediately turned black crows by Lark, swearing, ugly words, in English, the birds, the Martian language, changing the pattern to scold you to vomit blood





巨蟹座:刺蝟
巨蟹生起氣來,你不惹他他不哭也不鬧,但是你一旦勾起了他的心火,那麼抱歉,你就準備跟刺蝟過招吧,把自己包裹得嚴嚴實實,碰到他的人小心受傷。


Cancer: Hedgehog
Cancer arises gas, you do not mess with him he not cry no trouble, but once you brought back his Firelight, then sorry, you're ready to exchange blows it with the hedgehog, wrapped themselves tightly, met his carefully injured.




獅子座:老虎
咆哮吧,咆哮,不在沈默中滅亡,要在咆哮中重生。生氣後,獅子座立馬變身憤怒的老虎,一聲虎嘯,群山也要抖三抖,有腿的快跑,沒腿的也快爬,一場血腥屠殺開啟了序幕。


Leo: Tigers
Roar, roar, not in silence in the demise of rebirth in the roar. Angry, Leo flew the transfiguration angry tiger, bang Tigers, mountains shakes shaking legs gallop, fast climb without legs open a prelude to a bloody massacre.





處女座:蚊子
處女生氣了,身邊人要小心他使出獨門絕技蚊子功,一天下來,不吸走了你幾口血,也得讓你耳朵起一層厚繭,識相的還不趁早乖乖求饒。


Virgo: Mosquitoes
Virgin angry around them to be careful that he resorted to the unique stunt mosquitoes power, and the day is not sucked you a few mouthfuls of blood, they have to make the ears from a thick cocoon, sensible of mercy is not as early as possible obediently.



天秤座:南極企鵝
生氣時,即使心中頓時冰凍三千尺,他依然面不改色心不跳,永遠是那個身穿黑色燕尾禮服,昂首挺胸,走得直站得穩的紳士。


Libra: Antarctic penguins
Angry, even when the heart suddenly frozen feet, he was still calm, do not jump, is always wearing a black tuxedo, erect and to go straight stabilize gentleman.



天蠍座:狼
聽說過荒原野狼的故事麼?不正面跟你交鋒,卻在你一轉身的瞬間,像個老朋友一樣拍拍你的肩膀,在你一回頭的瞬間,不偏不倚,剛好~~這就是生氣時的蠍子,表面上風平浪靜,小心背後使陰。


Scorpio: Wolf
Heard the story of the wilderness wolf it? Not a direct confrontation with you, but in the moment you turned around, like an old friend patted you on the shoulder, at the moment you turned around, impartial, just ~ ~ This is the angry scorpion on the surface of calm carefully behind the female.




射手座:公牛
要問射手生氣時像啥,你只需看看西班牙鬥牛場的那些蓄勢待發、瞪大了眼睛、鉚足了勁的公牛,其摧殘指數勝過日本海嘯。


Sagittarius: Bulls
To ask the shooter angry like what you need only look at those poised to take off in the bullring in Spain, stared, raring bull devastated index than the tsunami in Japan.






摩羯座:蝸牛
小小的蝸牛,慢慢地爬,卻還是有不小心踩中地雷的時候,還好躲在殼裡不會受傷。摩羯座生氣時,只會一個人靜靜地關在自己的屋子,獨自舔舐身上的傷口。


Capricorn: Snail
Tiny snail slowly crawling or accidentally stepped on mines, but fortunately not injured in hiding in his shell. Capricorn angry, only a person quietly locked up in their own house, licking wounds alone.



水瓶座:蛇
水瓶座生氣時,儘管內火中燒,依然保持淡定冷靜的外表,動物世界誰是當之無愧的冷血動物,那當然是蛇了。


Aquarius: Snake
Aquarius angry, although within the fire burning remains very calm and cool appearance, the animal world who is worthy of the cold-blooded animals, then of course the snake.





雙魚座:小貓
魚兒被誤解被欺侮生氣的時候,他不會大鬧,只會默默地眼含淚水望著欺負他的人,就像一只受傷的小貓,用那種無限哀怨的眼神看著你,渴望得到人們的撫慰。
Pisces: Kitten

Fish is misunderstood to be bullied angry when he does not shout, only quietly tears in his eyes looking at the people who bullied him like an injured kitten, that infinitely sad eyes looking at you , eager to get people's comfort.


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